Taking apart the elephant (and this has nothing to do with JS)

Let's disassemble the elephant.

1. Why are elephants so smart and paranoid?
2. What can be built into the hand: an odor sensor and a snorkel. How to use the hand after that. 
3. Other elephant details: thermal panels on the head, radios in the legs, how the elephant gets dressed.
4. The elephant is the king of beasts. Who gives who the bush a beating in the bush. Why it has to do with the pressure formula.
5. Deployment of the elephant.
6. How we almost killed elephants and are now rebuilding.
7. That's why the elephant is so smart and paranoid!